are you not entertained?
5. does bob costas sleep? EVER?
4. dick chaney shot someone in the FACE. the FACE.

3. thank god there hasn’t been an O.C. episode in awhile. this 3rd season might as well be flushed down the toilet. argh. the first season was SO AWESOME (damn right i watch the O.C.)
2. why is carson daly’s monologue on “last call with moron daly” so awkward and sucky? oh wait, i know the answer to this one. it’s because it’s carson daly.
1. how come doogie howser md can only type at 4 words per minute? i thought he was supposed to be a whizkid, but here during the last 5min of the each episode, watching doogie’s computer screen in agony while he craps out 2 sentences on how he was sweet during that day.