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today i saw a bum with an ipod.

skepticism of sparing change for the homeless will now have a new look:

BUM: hey bro, can you spare some change?
NOT BUM: how do i know you’re not going to take my change and go right around the corner to the apple store and buy an ipod nano?
BUM: yeah, should i get the 2gb or the 4gb?
NOT BUM: well how big is your music library?
BUM: pretty much a few songs that i wrote with desmond on 43rd and chestnut who has a harmonica…and some clay aiken.
NOT BUM: perhaps the ipod shuffle seems more in your price range.
BUM: but it has no screen
NOT BUM: true. here’s a nickel.
BUM: god bless, man.

steve jobs has officially taken over the world.

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