real men of genius

i’m a huge fan of those real men of genius budweiser commercials. almost to the point where i turn everyone i see into a commercial, at least in my head. if this blog had any musical talent or capability, all posts would be done in real men of genius format, like today’s:

brackets denote lyrics of backup singer guy (hey that would be a perfect real men of genius parody! mr.-real-men-of-genius-backup-singer-guy!)

bud light presents, real men of genius [real men of genius]

today we salute you, mr. clueless-walk-too-slow-in-front-of-me-on-a- narrow-sidewalk guy. [mr. clueless-walk-too-slow-in-front- of-me-on-a-narrow-sidewalk guy!]

while most people walk down streets with a destination in mind, you prefer to walk with nothing in mind [i think i saw a blue jay!]

you saunter along like you’re navigating the gates at a u2 concert, except there’s nobody in front of you. [yeah bono!]

and please, make that slightly off-balance move to left…if timed right, someone may be able to pass you without going off-road [muddy shoes suck!]

so crack open an ice cold budweiser mr. clueless-walk-too-slow-in-front-of- me-on-a-narrow-sidewalk guy, because why sit down at a coffee shop and stare, when you can do it while in someone’s way.

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