recently observed away message:
“i’m out studying at the library! if you care to goin, call the cell!”
well i hope you’re going to check out a book on spelling. at first i thought you were talking about “groins.” and calm down with the exclamation points, it’s the LIBRARY.
just when i thought my day couldn’t get any worse, i got an email from my friend “sdcjlcdmvz,” and all of a sudden things started looking up. the “Z-man” - as we used to call him back in college - had sent along some inside stock tip info which is about to make me lots of cash. he was quite excited about PIFR (premier information management) which is expected to gain over 300% short term. he’s really a nice guy and has a lot of connections to the world of trading. i’ve gotten to be good friends with “mlvpdue” and his broker “g8dleqp” whom have also showered me with wealth tips and recently offered to enhance some of my physical attributes. i’m having trouble thanking them via email; i don’t know if they are going through or not, but no response yet. however, i’m sure they’re quite busy.
lame away message of the day: “you and i should get away for awhile, i just want to be alone with your smile”…class.
1. gag me with some hungarian beef goulash (again i don’t even know if it’s gross, but i like saying it all dramatically)
2. even if those are the lyrics to some sweet michael bolton song, they do not belong in an away message, especially if it’s a dude.
3. i know it’s v-day, but if you feel like expressing your happiness for a lucky lady, clearly your i.m. away message is the most romantic way. i wonder if anyone has proposed over i.m. probably.
4. “…class” i hope it’s a class on writing away messages (rimshot!)
