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during my summers while in highschool i worked for city, or to be more specific, the shit plant, in my hometown. this is the place where all the toilets flush to so the water can be purified enough to be discharged into the river, etc. it also deals with distribution of freshwater to homes. however, the sweetest part about working for the city is the experience of toiling side-by-side with some of the country labor force’s most conditioned, politically correct, and efficient employees.

as such i can spot a city worker miles away, and let’s just say the guys i observed right outside my window on campus (see below) were making me nostalgic for the cityworker lifestyle. i decided to chronologically capture their on-the-job efficiency…

5. does bob costas sleep? EVER?

4. dick chaney shot someone in the FACE. the FACE.

3. thank god there hasn’t been an O.C. episode in awhile. this 3rd season might as well be flushed down the toilet. argh. the first season was SO AWESOME (damn right i watch the O.C.)

2. why is carson daly’s monologue on “last call with moron daly” so awkward and sucky? oh wait, i know the answer to this one. it’s because it’s carson daly.

1. how come doogie howser md can only type at 4 words per minute? i thought he was supposed to be a whizkid, but here during the last 5min of the each episode, watching doogie’s computer screen in agony while he craps out 2 sentences on how he was sweet during that day.

i took this picture last night while “out on the town” because it’s awesome. i mean, i don’t even really have to say anything, it’s too easy.

“please use stairs, but don’t be a person capable of movement.”

SOMEONE must have been PISSED. i saw the remains of a telephone book on the parking lot pavement today. it seemed like such a random item to lose/throw out a window of a car(?) and if it was disposed of due to its dilapidated state, how did that happen? i can’t imagine someone using the phonebook SO MUCH that it gets all crappy, unless you’re really short, and sit on it a lot at the dinner table. but even so, why throw it out…you need that.

i’m sure it was just a grad student relationship gone bad as the guy angrily stomps out of the apartment with his girlfriend yelling after him “AND TAKE YOUR STUPID PHONEBOOK, TOO!” of course, he gets the last laugh. he left it to decay.